It's the zero hour.. At 10:11 pm the world comes to an end.
All over Twitter, people are tweeting their Apocalypse confessions - those deep dark secrets we all hide. Those secrets that will make everyone hate us if only they knew.
You know you have one of those secrets You know you want to confess before the end.
Here, I'll start it off.
I have a secret vice.
It's The National Enquirer type tabloids. I don't read them all that often, but once or twice a year, I will get several copies, and binge-read. I eat up those articles about how Laura Bush has left George Bush because of his drinking. I read about The Final Days of Clint Eastwood. I gobble up the Predictions of the Psychics Predicting Events of 2013. I even read the ads in the back. The mediums who will solve your love and money problems. The dating classifieds.
It's getting to be that time again. I can feel the hunger growing.
I hope the world ends first. I must resist. But Bat Boy is calling, Ed Anger is gesturing, and I must obey the aliens who kidnapped me when I was young.
What's your secret Apocalypse Confession?