Answer: you get torrential downpours, flooding, and potholes springing up like a bumper crop. All from an unusually warm weather system that struck yesterday.
Ok, fine, it's our punishment for looking at snow in Florida with wonder, curious about a place that declares an emergency when a frost threatens.
Good news: it isn't the Flood of 2006.
Bad news: people living on washed out roads, water in basement, damaged driveways.
But all is well with the world. It is cold again. And today, it snowed.