The world is supposed to end in December of 2012.
What better time to release what was going to be the zombie film of all time, World War Z? Based on the book by Max Brooks (Mel Brooks's son, not that it should matter but sometimes it does), I was so looking forward to this. (The film, which Brad Pitt was supposed to star in, is now delayed into 2013, if it ever gets released at all. What a (not) surprise!)
You see, I am secretly into zombie lit. Not all of it but it does fit into the dystopian future literature I...er, feed upon.
I was so looking forward to seeing the Battle of Yonkers. Yonkers is a city in New York State that borders New York City on its north. In World War Z, after New York City falls to the zombies, the U.S. Army makes a stand in Yonkers. I'll leave it to your imagination how the battle ends.
Yonkers isn't worried, by the way. They are too busy decorating for Halloween. I should know - I visited Yonkers a couple of days ago.
On our way to a party yesterday, we passed a house that was incredibly decorated for zo....I mean, Halloween.
No one ever decorated for Halloween when I was growing up. Now, it's getting to be almost as big a decorating holiday as Christmas has become. And zombies are massively popular now, for reasons I could spend an entire week blogging about.
So Yonkers waits. Patiently waits, for the zombies to come.
Brad, eat your heart out.